Monday, March 23, 2020

Floor Pouf WIP

  A hoard of plastic grocery bags has already started piling up in the new house. I absolutely refuse to let an entire closet get packed full of bags again! (Well, it was only the bottom-half of the closet...) A sane person would probably go dump them in the recycling container at the grocery store. But of course, I chose to punish myself by beginning a massive plarn project:

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  It doesn't look so daunting sitting there all by itself in a picture, but this one has turned out to be a monster. A long-envisioned project, I always knew this plarn floor pouf was going to be a big job. That's why it had always been a "long-envisioned" project instead of an "already-started" or "finally finished" project! Why, oh why do I do these things to myself? I should have known better.

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  I'm creating a bit of a color pattern by using 15 grey bags, then one black bag. And I'm being serious about it, replacing broken pieces along the way so I can keep the color repeating the same all the way around. This is partly so I'll be able to go back and count exactly how many bags were used in the project, and also so that it doesn't look too bad and I'll be proud to display it as part of my home decor. (If I EVER finish it!)

  I began with a flat circle in half-double crochet until it measured around 20" in diameter. The splashes of black were random during the increases. The color pattern began repeating evenly once I started working even to create the sides. Each group of 16 bags works into one round, plus about 5 stitches. I'm currently on what I thought was round 32... After counting the bags by color changes, I think I'm off on my count. There's 8 dashes on the flat bottom (128 bags) and about 20 vertical rounds (320 bags), so no matter what round I'm on, I'm getting close to 500 bags in the project!

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  Oh, and there's the stuffing: Any pieces of the loops that break while joining, bags that aren't fit to cut up for material, and all the tops and bottoms that get cut off to create the plarn. With the extras thrown into the filling, I'm probably over 500 bags already. And I've still got a few more vertical rounds to work for the sides, plus the top will probably use the same amount as the bottom. I'll need some extra bags to make up the stuffing, so I wonder if I can end up with 1,000 bags in one project? (Side note: It's time to make some reusable bags.)

  My original hope was for the pouf to be stuffed only with bags, but as it grows I'm thinking I might have to use some stiff foam around the edges to help it keep shape. I'm afraid the smaller pieces of scraps will work through the stitches, so I'm tying them up in more bags to keep the mess contained. Unfortunately at this point it looks like those bags of scrap material are going to make some bumpy filling. No matter how much I squish or smash them around, the bags of bags just won't settle into a perfectly round shape to fill out the edges.

  Once I get closer to finishing, I'll try stuffing the edges with loose bags and keep the bags of scraps in the center. Maybe that will squish out in a smoother shape while the scrap bags can give more density to the middle. And if that doesn't work, then there's an old yoga mat out in the shed that would probably make a great lining, and I could still consider this project 100% recycled material.

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  Those minor problems aside, the big issue I'm having with the project is my choice in material. I'm using "giant plarn" again (check out the Giant Plarn Rug pattern), but this time I'm using a hook instead of finger crochet. It's really hard work! The plarn is cut 4-5" wide and I'm using the loop method, so the material is double-thick. I'm working with a size P/10mm hook to keep my stitches tight, and there's a lot of resistance using a plastic hook with plastic yarn.

  The hook digs into all the wrong places of my hand and my arms get tired from moving the project as I work. The bigger it gets, the worse it is to work on. Just think: This is only a floor pouf. Originally, I wanted to make a full-size bean bag chair of plarn. NO WAY! I'm glad I settled for the smaller version since my sanity is already close to the edge... I know that to be a fact, because I'm considering making a second floor pouf to match. Wouldn't it be cool to have one for each end of the couch we still don't have yet?


Happy Crocheting!


PS Dear friends, I began this project and this post before "the news" came out... I can't stand listening to the news right now... If I hear the "C-word" one more time I'm gonna jump out the window. And that would do me no good because it's only about a 12-foot jump and I'd probably just end up in the hospital with a broken leg and then I'd get the corona - oops, I mean the C-word .

  Jokes aside: I don't want to say "it" because I'm tired of hearing the C-word. I really didn't want to write about it, but we all need to vent sometimes, right? Feel free to click off if you're sick of hearing about it, too. I'm sick of people acting like morons and hoarding toilet paper. I went shopping yesterday and couldn't even get a simple bottle of dish soap because our local Walmart isn't enforcing limits on items and people have hoarded the store empty of everything (sparing anything in the health food section). Last week they were allowing people to purchase entire carts full of gallons of milk, this week they have signs up stating there is a limit of one, but they're letting people go through self-checkout with however much they want. 

  But don't worry, they do have an employee at the front of the store rationing out sanitizing wipes for your cart!... The lady dropped ours on the floor, then picked it up and tried to hand it to Rip while making direct eye contact, like "you didn't see that, did you?" And he just stands there looking at it in her outstretched hand as if it's the plague itself. She says "this is to wipe down your cart" in the way one might speak to a child, and he just stood there looking at it for another good 30 seconds before she threw it away and got another one. She knew what she did.

  Also, there is no cat food. Please... Please tell me people are just hoarding for their pets as well and some folks aren't choosing drastic measures over what's left in the health food section!

  Towards the end of my shopping trip, I had a brief conversion with a little dude's mom over the lack of bread. Little dude jumped in and said "It's so stupid! Everybody should only take what they need and leave the rest for people that need it. People just need to isolate for like TWO WEEKS, it's not like it's the end of the world or something!". Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to nominate this 9-year old for president... If that kid can get it right, what's wrong with the adults? (Also, I hate the fact that "isolate" and "quarantine" are now part of an average 9-year old's daily vocabulary.)

  Be smart. Stay safe. As crafters, I think we have an advantage at keeping ourselves entertained. A creative mind can take you to all kinds of places. I can't personally relate to the people that are going nuts from boredom while in isolation. (I already live my life that way and I think I prefer it.) But I can understand the stress of your whole life changing and you having no control over it; I sympathize with the people leaving stores empty-handed; I can relate to everyone's fear of catching this virus.

  Maybe we're not all on the same page, but the world is united in a fight right now. Let's all try to stay level-headed and get through this the best that we can. It's really hard for me to put into words something like "my heart goes out to anyone affected by this", because it's like the whole world affected by this in one way or another and that seems like such a shallow blanket statement compared to the depth of the situation. So whatever it is I'm trying to say... I mean it. 

Remember that it is important to stand together in times like these. Just remember to stand together while remaining at least six feet apart.
💓


Tuesday, March 10, 2020

A Simple Blanket

  I couldn't help it... The local discount store sent out a flyer that listed Bernat Blanket yarn for an awesome price. I didn't need more yarn. I just need to finish my house so I can unpack the yarn I still have. But I just couldn't help it! I only went to the store to see what colors they had available, and somehow a bunch of it ended up in my basket. Oops! Well, long story short... A blanket happened:

Bernat Blanket, yarn, crochet, blanket

  I'm only faking the guilt. It felt good to buy yarn all in one color (my favorite color) to make a blanket that I want. It's plain, it's black, and I love it. It is also very, very warm! I've wanted to work with Bernat Blanket for a while, but always found it a bit out of the budget for the amount you get in a ball. (It made my Wednesday Wishlist back in 2015 and I still haven't tried it!) Since I didn't get a chance to go to Ollie's until two days after the sales flyer was released, I expected to find this yarn already gone. I lucked out and started digging through a box full of yucky bright colors to find all I could find...

  Eight balls of "Coal". Only eight. Remaining colors: Bright pink (yuck), bright yellow (ugh), bright green (blech), and orange (NO). Not a single ball of a nice color like grey or white. So I hoarded the last of the good color and hoped I could make something from it.

Bernat Blanket, yarn, crochet

  I was worried about buying it from the discount store. The motto at Ollie's is "Good stuff cheap", and I love the place... But I've found that not all of their stuff is so great! I had a frustrating experience with a box of trash bags that were split up the sides, and I would never consider buying their "slightly irregular" clothing (some of which looks more like factory defects), but I had to take the risk with this yarn.

Bernat Blanket, yarn, crochet

    It wasn't much risk at the discount price anyway. Eight balls at $1.99 comes to a grand total of $15.92. At the original price, the total would have been $55.92! But wait, there's more! Since I'm a member of Ollie's "army", I had an additional coupon for 15% off my purchase, so that reduces the price to only $13.54.

  Including tax (7.5%) brings the total back up to $14.56. I think I could afford to buy a few balls at full price if I ever decide to make the blanket a little bigger. Who knows? Maybe I'll find more on discount again some day.

Bernat Blanket, yarn, crochet, Ollie's

  As for my worries about the quality of the yarn, I have no complaints. Each time I started a new ball the center was extremely hard to find and I'd end up pulling half the ball out before I found the end. That's an issue I've also had with similar yarns so it was kind of expected. And there were a few balls that had knots between about three feet of yarn... That's always annoying but I've had the same thing happen with almost every yarn I've ever worked with. I can't condemn it for either of those small problems.


  The only thing I'm really disappointed about is that the color isn't worth much for taking photos. I thought this would be a good pattern to share because I was able to work out a 46" by 50" throw with only eight balls of yarn. But if I can't get better pictures, it discourages me from finishing a post with a pattern.


  Even though I like the feel of Bernat Blanket, I'm not interested in purchasing more unless I can get another awesome deal. It's soft. It's fluffy. And it's so heavy! It washed and dried like a dream, but it's sooooo heavy. It's really warm, and heavy. At only 46" by 50", it's like one of those weighted blankets. I thought about buying more to expand the size, but I fear making it larger might suffocate me in my sleep.

  It's the first official completed "just for me" crochet project in the new house, and I'm proud of it. But I think this throw will never get much more use than being an accent piece on the couch or a chair... If we ever get furniture! We're still sort of camping out in the living room with a futon for a bed and one of those cheap card tables with my two computer chairs for a dining set. Including the $3 deflated bean bag chair I found at the thrift store and our two plastic patio chairs, it's quite the setup.

  Which leads to house updates: Nothing! There's no progress made on installing the flooring because I'm still stuck on the laundry room disaster, but I've made the decision to hire an electrician to deal with the outlet and then we'll see if we can work out the vent afterwards. For now, my dryer plugs into an outlet that just sits on the floor and I have to stick the vent out the back door every time I do laundry. Eh, what's the rush? I'm sure that setup is entirely safe and up to code. 😬

  The good news is that Rip van Winkle went out and bought a new TV, so at least we know what his priorities are... Same as always: Turn on the TV; fall asleep with the TV at full volume; snore loudly and continuously to compete with the noise of the TV. Some things never change, but electricians can be paid to change outlets.

Happy Crocheting!

Friday, December 6, 2019

Holiday Throwback

  The holiday season is upon us and all I really want for Christmas is to finish my house! Of course that won't actually happen in time... You can see my updates in the last post in case you missed it. In the meantime, I'd like to remind you that there are a few simple holiday-themed projects already available here on the Crochet is the Way blog:

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  • First, there are these Simple Snowflakes that use a modified picot stitch to create sharp points:


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  Note: The links back to my tutorials on Guidecentral are no longer available... It seems I have some cleaning up to do on the blog! But you can find a photo tutorial for how to make the picot stitch in the pattern for the Eye of the Emerald Mandala.



  • Next we have a Holiday Trio of patterns which could be used as ornaments, jewelry and more:


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  Again, this is another post which contains links that no longer work, so I do apologize for the inconvenience! (I suppose that's always something I can work on getting done if I have my house finished in time for the holidays next year.) However, I do think the pattern for the candy drops is very simple to follow. Imagine making them using giant plarn and finger crochet like I did for my Giant Plarn Granny Squares!... That would make a cool yard decoration. (And the links actually work in that post, so you can get a photo tutorial and a video, too!)

  The Christmas trees are more complicated, and the snowflake earrings are probably the most difficult just because of the way I wrote the pattern. They finish in just two rounds! You could also make them with a worsted weight yarn and bigger hook for some quick decorations.



  • For the last of the snowflake patterns, there is another multi-pattern, the Snowflake Set:



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snowflake, winter, doily, ornament, Christmas, free crochet pattern

  As a bonus I'll include the link for the followup post in which I turned these pieces into a wall hanging, however, it's less of a tutorial and more of a "what NOT to do". I really should just stick to crocheting!

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  There are a few more holiday-themed patterns to be found around here, but I had some trouble retrieving more pictures. Check out the ever-popular Angel Decoration and the Magic Angel as well.

  Also if you're interested, the Holly Holiday Table Runner is for sale in my Ravelry store:

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  Please enjoy these patterns while I remain on hiatus. I'm eager to return to working on new patterns, but this house is just... What's the word I repeatedly used in the last post? UGH.

  I was happy to finally get my washer and dryer hooked up until we realized that the dryer vent hookup is pushed too far into the wall to actually use as a hookup... And then there's the outlet that came out of the wall when we moved the dryer back out to fix the vent... UGH again. Spray-foam insulation is NOT the proper way to attach an outlet to the wall! I'll save the pictures of that mess for the next house-update post.

  Until then,

Happy Crocheting!

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