Friday, December 9, 2016

Weird Woolly Facts

  Although not all of these circumstances can be limited to wool itself, they all revolve around it in some way. From cloth dyeing to yarn-y laws, and right down to the sheep themselves... Here are some things you just might find interesting.

sheep, wool, yarn

Export = execution:
Ah, Merino... One of the finest wool-producing sheep. So nice, in fact, that the export of Merinos was an offense punishable by death until the 18th century in Spain.

That must be some killer wool., sheep, wool

You're grounded!
On October 26th, 2015, Singapore Airlines flight SQ-7108 was travelling from Adelaide, Australia to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The flight had to be diverted to Indonesia when an extreme amount of methane gases from 2,000 sheep triggered the plane's fire alarms.

And you thought your last flight was crappy..., sheep, wool

Taking the piss:
In medieval times, there were laws governing how people dressed according to social or financial class (known as "Sumptuary Laws"). They all basically meant "you're not important enough to wear that". One of those laws forbade anyone but royalty from wearing the color purple. Yup, King Edward III wanted to make sure his noble family would stand out in a crowd.

Now, that might seem like a selfish or stuck up law, and not weird... Until you learn about the dyeing process of the times. In old Ed's time, purple fiber was probably still being dyed with snail snot. A few hundred years later, people got tired of milking snails and discovered a plant-based alternative. Woad produced a nice, bright, bluish-purple hue... Especially when stale urine was added as a mordant. (source: Dyed in the Wool; A.J.R. Pomeroy), Queen Elizabeth I

Although urine had been used for centuries when fulling cloth, fuller's earth had thankfully been discovered by Queen Lizzy's time. The countryside might have smelled a bit better as a result, but the nobles's purple threads were still providing the piss-poor with a pot to piss in.

Royalty was getting mor-dant they bargained for!

Sheep aren't turtles:
It is a common belief that if a sheep gets stuck on its back, it will quickly die. Although this may have happened to some unlucky sheep, it is not true that all sheep will die when overturned. The bulky fleece of a sheep can make it difficult for the animal to right itself, but sheep do not simply die from being upside-down.

And others in the herd will push them back up when they fall over! Sheep are awesome.

For women only?
In the state of New Jersey, it is against the law for men to knit during fishing season.

YEAH! That's right, dudes! Don't even think about stealing our crafts! You know... As long as it's fishing season. It's okay the rest of the time., knitting, wool, yarn

This sheep is really... Never mind.
The Jacob sheep can grow up to six horns! This is a rare breed that's prized for its wool and meat, plus the horns are sought after for crafting. Both males and females of the breed will grow horns. There are other breeds of sheep that will grow more than two horns, too!

Not even going there. We all get the joke.

Actually allergic, or slightly scratchy?
Many people, including myself, think they have a wool allergy. I've since learned that true wool allergies are rare, but many people with sensitive skin can get itchy from prickly fibers. True allergic reactions to wool are caused by lanolin, a natural oil in the fiber. Lanolin is found in many cleansing and beauty products, so chances are you've come into contact with it.

For me, I found that working with a blend with low wool content caused little to no reaction. But if I try to wear a garment that's more than 50% wool, I feel like taking a bath in calamine lotion afterwards. Know the difference - If it's a true wool allergy, stay away from it! But if you're just too sensitive, then a small amount of exposure might toughen you up.

Some of that fiber can be as abrasive as a Walmart cashier's attitude!, yarn, wool

  Sheep have been an important part of our fiber art history for centuries. Sure, there are plenty of other fibers to work with today - From synthetic fibers to recycled plastic - But I'm willing to bet that for most, the word "knitting" brings to mind a warm, woolly sweater. Although these weird facts probably won't help you build your skills, I hope you had a little fun learning them. Sheep definitely deserve our respect as the Mighty Wool Makers, but it's still amusing to laugh at sheep farts interrupting a flight., sheep, wool

Happy Crocheting!

A big thanks goes to for helping make today's post more interesting! Since my camera is still on the outs, I went searching for a website that offers stock photos - And I found that pixabay actually has FREE photos that you can download, royalty-free, attribution-free, and just downright FREE! Although it's not a requirement, you can donate to the contributors of the site. And I think that's AWESOME! 


  1. I don't mind wearing wool so long as it's high quality and I have a layer on underneath, but that scratchy stuff should just be made into felt padding. I wanted to say something witty to match your post but my head is too full of flu to think of anything.

    1. Baa, don't be sheepish; you can come back with another comment when you feel better ;)
      On a serious note, sorry that you're sick. I've heard that a smile or a good laugh can make you recover faster from illness. Hope this helped and I didn't make you sicker with my horrible puns.

  2. Hi Jenny,
    you're right: there's wool and there's wool. Sometimes even 100% can be heavenly on one's skin, sometimes even 10% make me want to scream out loud and scratch my skin open (same thing happens with certain synthetic fibers too). Maybe that's why I prefer cotton to work with (and to wear). Wooly garments are OK as long as they're vests etc.
    BTW: Knitting indeed makes me think of woolly things (crochet of cold and stiff things such as potholders). That made me realize that the word "yarn" has only ventured into my vocabulary recently. At home (i.c. approx. 30 years ago still living in Belgium, speaking Flemish - which is Dutch) we referred to any kind of yarn as "wol" (= wool). This "wool" could either be wool, cotton of a synthetics fiber (though we most probably never had any synthetic yarn at home - mum's very particular about it).
    Hmm... All things change...
    Have a lovely weekend,

    P.S.: I don't like flying (avoided it these last 25 years) - but if I'd ever have to again, I'll make sure there are no sheep flying along!

    1. Marjan, 'wool' vs. 'yarn' was a big part of my learning process! I received a bunch of old pattern books that instruct to "wool over" when I was a beginner... The problem was, the books didn't explain the abbreviations and "WO" was the only thing written. I was so confused!
      I prefer to work with synthetics just because they're (usually) easy to care for. Spending time working on a garment and then having it shrink or felt it one of my biggest fears.
      As for flying - I'd rather take a smaller plane. Besides the security issues, there's been a lot of stories of people taking support animals like hamsters and ducks along on commercial flights. You never know what you're going to find anymore, and more people = more risk, lol.
      Hope you have a great weekend, too!

  3. LOL, what a great read Jenny, ewe made me laugh out loud. Thank ewe so much ;-)

    1. Haha! I didn't know wether people would find it amusing, but I'm glad ewe did! I hope you wool come back for more.


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